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| falkor | falkor@national-pcsos.co.uk | ADMINISTRATOR | I hereby order you to cease
and desist any and all supernatural activity
and return at once to your place of origin
or next parallel dimension |
| dilly day dream | dddw3@hotmail.com | SUPERVISOR | What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us |
| Taffy | greggy_lewis@hotmail.com | SUPERVISOR | "He's all over the road MP" |
| kipper | kipper@national-pcsos.co.uk | SUPERVISOR | Tally Ho! Chaps, Bandits 12o/c High |
Officers
| jimbo | jameshmansfield@yahoo.co.uk | Vacancies Admin Chief | sometimes real life gets in the way of online life |
| kelly | auntkelly2005@hotmail.co.uk | Site Emails Chief | I like mirrors; they never lie to you. They always tell the truth whether you like it or not |
| kelly | auntkelly2005@hotmail.co.uk | COUNSELLOR | |
| ianh6 | ianh6@hotmail.com | COUNSELLOR | |
| alihowe | ali.howe@btopenworld.com | COUNSELLOR | Smile and the 'Whole World' smiles with you.
Cry and you cry alone. |
| micky | michael.wearing2@met.police.uk | Trouble Shooters | |
| sueb | smellysue@dropzone.com | COUNSELLOR | If you believe you are the right person for the job then you are most likely are, dont let any one tell you otherwise |
| RikDeckard | RikDeckard@national-pcsos.co.uk | Force Attributes Editor | "The first ten million years were the worst, the second ten million were the worst too, the next ten million I didnt enjoy at all..... after that I went into a bit of a decline" |
| pcsonickp | nickpackham@hotmail.com | PCSO Paymaster | |
22 SEP 2005 kipper appointed as Supervisor to national-PCSOs
An interest in policing lead me to join as a PCSO as I wanted to do something positive to help society. I believe the role of the PCSO was born out of a period of time where the police lost a bit of the 'personal touch' and communities became slightly distant from the traditional British Policing style. It has been a testing time adapting this role which to be fair is still in its primary years and has some developing yet to do. However I see the future of PCSOs as being a far stronger respected local community police officer role, 'The Bobbie on the Beat'.
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markluker's TOP 10 TV COMEDIES
| 1 | Blackadder Goes Forth | PRIVATE PLANE | Blackadder: George, who is using the family brain cell at the moment?
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| 2 | The Fast Show | NO EPISODE TITLE | 13th Duke of Wybourne: Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a sixth form girls' dormitory? At three o’clock in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?
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| 3 | Phoenix Nights | FAMILY FUN DAY | Brian Potter: It's a twenty foot rubber cock and balls man!!!!
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| 4 | Only Fools and Horses | THREE MEN, A WOMAN AND A BABY | Trigger: If it's a girl, they're calling her Sigourney, after an actress. And if it's a boy, they're naming him Rodney ... after Dave.
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| 5 | Gimme Gimme Gimme | S1 Ep2 | Linda crosses the road, oblivious to the fact that an old woman is being knocked over. When hearing the car beep its horn she waves her hand and calls out, “Spoken for, sorry!”
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| 6 | Fawlty Towers | THE GERMANS | German: Will you stop talking about the war! Basil: Me? You started it! German: We did not start it. Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland...
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| 7 | Black Books | UNKNOWN EPISODE | Bernard Black: I sell a lot of wank dont I?
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| 8 | Max and Paddys Road to Nowhere | EPISODE 5 | Max: My eyes they're stinging!!!
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| 9 | Dads Army | UNKNOWN EPISODE | Pike; Whistle while we work, Hitler is a burk,He's half barmy, so's his army,whistle while you work" Germen Capt: You too vill go on ze list!vot iz your name. Capt M: Dont tell him Pike!!!
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| 10 | The League of Gentleman | UNKNOWN EPISODE | Papa Lazaru: You're my wife now!!!
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falkor's TOP 10 Robbie Williams
| 1 | Karma Killer | I've been expecting you | from the very first words through to the crazy dog barking finale - sheer quality magic and truth: SENSATIONAL! |
2 | Strong | I've been expecting you | heeey this is my life! my Dad's in there too, PRICELESS! |
3 | The road to Mandalay | Sing When you're Winning | a holiday he'll never forget, half the words to this song are MISSING, yes!! but it still sounds damn good |
4 | Supreme | Sing When you're Winning | top survival march to a love supreme this one |
5 | Kids | Sing When you're Winning | enter Kylie Minogue and Kylie + Robbie = sheer dynamite, gotta see this one on stage for sheer, top top class |
6 | Killing Me | Life thru a lens | oh so slow soul searching fabbo stomper with a fanfare ending that I love so much |
7 | Let me entertain you | Life thru a lens | Fabulous number on stage - non stop action and trumpets galore, love it |
8 | She's the One | I've been expecting you | when I first heard this I was just totally blown away and in tears too, what a mind bender that gathers pace straight through to an almighty crescendo that just should not end |
9 | No regrets | I've been expecting you | a sweet and beloved relationship hits the buffers at the end of the line, one for all BTP members I'm telling ya! |
10 | If it's hurting you | Sing When you're Winning | a really lonely night told so well with an amazing out in the country grasshopper background - cracking |
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As a tribute to the late and great Ronnie Barker, here are kipper's Top Ten deceased comic heros
| 1 | TOMMY COOPER | 1921 - 1984 | It is amazing to think that despite all his mishappening trickery he was actually a full member of the Magic Circle. I don't know what it is exactly but from the moment he appears from the side of the stage I just start laughing. Talented buffoonery! | QUOTE: A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot."
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
| 2 | KENNY EVERETT | 1943 - 1995 | Such a zany comic and a leading figure in the world of alternative comedy. Who can forget the sometimes outrageous Kenny Everett Television Show in the 80's (if you where around then) It was the stuff that was most talked about in the classroom at that time. | QUOTE: [Dressed as an elderly city gent businessman]. "I don't know, what is wrong with the youth of today? And to think that during the war I fought for the likes of them 'AND I DIDN'T GET ONE!!"
"Roy Rogers... but doesn't everybody?"
(The joke that got him fired from BBC Radio 2): "When England was a kingdom, we had a king. When we were an empire, we had an emperor. Now we're a country, and we have Margaret Thatcher."
From the Kaptain Kremin Show. Kala says "Kaptain I need your support", Kremin says "You can't have it Kala, I'm wearing it". |
| 3 | PETER SELLERS | 1925 - 1980 | Peter done many talented shows and was well know for his part in the GOONS. But I remember him most for his superb role as the idiot Insp. Jacques Clouseau in the PINK PANTHER films. His Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus is continuingly trying to do away with him and ends up going nuts. Cato the oriental servant martial arts expert launching mad ambush attacks on Clouseau "wherever and whenever I least expect it." Complete chaos rules where ever Clouseau goes!! | QUOTE: From the 1963 Pink Panther film [At a costume ball, a police sergeant costumed as a zebra drinks from the punch bowl] Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes! |
| 4 | ERIC MORECAMBE | 1926 – 1984 | Supported heavily by his 'Straight man' Ernie Wise, Eric was a loveable comic hero with a charming gentlemanly way that came through all that comical fooling around. I'd always wanted to meet this man but sadly did not get the chance. As fate would have it some years later I met his wife and was happily able to pass on my regards. | QUOTE: My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. |
| 5 | RONNIE BARKER | 1929 - 2005 | Although the Two Ronnie's was a entertaining show I think that Ronnie Barker's best performance was by far PORRIDGE as Norman Stanley "Fletch" Fletcher. | QUOTE: From the start of Porridge, voice over by Ronnie Barker as the Judge "Norman Stanley Fletcher, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences -- you will go to prison for five years."
(Oddly enough the fictitious 'Slade Prison' is just down the road from me in St. Albans.) |
| 6 | BENNY HILL | 1924 - 1992 | A very misunderstood comic genius and a very clever man. Had me in stomach clenching laughter at his shows, so much to my mothers disapprovement who hated the man. Once had me nearly kicking the telly for a few minutes as it appeared to have gone wrong with a annoying flicking scratch on the top corner of the screen, only to see that half way through the famous chasing scene at the end Benny suddenly stopped and grabbed this 'scratch' from the screen and tossed it across a lawn. My jaw dropped and then I fell on the floor in uncontrollable tears of laughter. | QUOTE: "Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe". |
| 7 | FRANKIE HOWERD | 1917 - 1992 | By all accounts a very insecure man but with special very cheeky sparkle, voted the king of camp once and brought his own brand of humour into comedy with classic films like Up Pompeii. | QUOTE: 'Titter ye Not' and 'Oooo Misses' |
| 8 | BUSTER KEATON | 1895 - 1966 | As a kid at Saturday Morning Pictures I watch in complete awe at the insane comic stunts he pulled off. No camera tricks this stuff is for REAL! | You can't get quote from buster as he was a silent performer. |
| 9 | SPIKE MILLIGAN | 1918 - 2002 | Another alternative comic king, how crazy were those 'Q' series's. | QUOTE: "Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard."
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
And from an interview, he once responded to a letter from a company about a debt he had, saying "Now look here, each month I put all the names of all the people I owe money to into a hat. I draw out a name and who ever it is I pay. If you send me any more nasty letters like that I won't put your name in the hat!" |
| 10 | SIDNEY JAMES | 1913 - 1976 | Corner stone of so many great carry on films. | No quotes, just the most infectious dirty laugh ever. I only had to hear the man laugh and it made me laugh. |
| There are others I know but these came to mind as I set about this little task. Kipper says thank you to all the above for making me laugh and putting some entertainment into the world. |
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